BREAKING: white indie band member is a pretentious douchebag. in other news, water still wet, pope still catholic.
i’m gonna be the chillest parent ever when it comes to my kid’s clothes
u wanna wear band tshirts and red lipstick? hell yeah. u wanna wear floral skirts and hockey jerseys? cool man, if that’s what u want. you wanna wear fedoras and rage comic shirts? well actually,
i think im starting to get “i workout sometimes and i already lost so much weight so i can eat whatever i want” syndrome and it’s not good
i dare you to listen to this and not laugh
those guys who call themselves daddy and gif themselves making “sit down” or whatever the fuck hand motions are 1 of the worst types of people
Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.
I’m 14 years old trans male I came out to my parents and they kicked me out I’m currently living homeless witch is honestly scaring the crap out of me. My friends have all stopped talking to me since I came out and I need a place to stay for a while I have a couple hundred dollar and I don’t take up much space I need help I’m scared homeless and hungry
passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.