BREAKING: white indie band member is a pretentious douchebag. in other news, water still wet, pope still catholic.


i’m gonna be the chillest parent ever when it comes to my kid’s clothes
u wanna wear band tshirts and red lipstick? hell yeah. u wanna wear floral skirts and hockey jerseys? cool man, if that’s what u want. you wanna wear fedoras and rage comic shirts? well actually,

i think im starting to get “i workout sometimes and i already lost so much weight so i can eat whatever i want” syndrome and it’s not good

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i dare you to listen to this and not laugh

those guys who call themselves daddy and gif themselves making “sit down” or whatever the fuck hand motions are 1 of the worst types of people


Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.

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passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

brand new/ modest mouse concert was one of the most magical nights of my life

how louis tomlinson wins an argument with harry styles 1
louis: harry
louis: OH I SEE
louis: we're not talking huh
louis: very mature darling
louis: harry
louis: HARRY
harry: ♪ i COULDNT IF I- fuck




queer teenage girls have to look out for each other because who the fuck else is going to???????

The “queer teenage girls” bit is unnecessary. “People” would have sufficed.

prime example of people not giving a shit about queer teenage girls lmao